Now that I have successfully redecorated my bookshelves in my current home, I am thrilled to be writing from my forever home, New York City. Details on my flight below.   The flight from Madrid Barajas to New York John F Kennedy takes approximately 7 hours (longer on the way back going against the wind). I have broken the experience into time intervals for easier reporting.   Minutes -30 to 125 Minute -30: Spanish nationals start lining up for the plane. Spanish people simply adore standing in line–it’s very puzzling.  Minutes 0-45: Board and promptly fall asleep. All going well according to ‘napping and reading’ flight plan. Minute 46: Helpful…

Why are there so many stupid things that happen at the airport?! Overall, I would say I love flying the same way I love the 2nd floor changing rooms at Bloomingdales. An annoying experience, cramped and a bit miserable that must be endured in order to possess something wonderful. Here is the difference: If you are at Bloomingdales, get your ass up to the 4th floor, pronto. Much roomier and better mirrors. You’re welcome. If you are flying…what’s that? Daddy canceled the private jet credit card? Yeah, me too. So if you are flying, make lists of the annoying things that happen at the airport to pass the time. Mine…