April 16, 2018

Monday for Sale


At this point in the year, I’m usually ready to put up Monday for sale.

When I started working my first full time job, I loved the idea of a Monday morning. It was a fresh chance to start a new week as a responsible adult. This may have been because I came to the weekday 9-to-5 later than most. First, I spent years in school working afternoon shifts. That part felt normal. But then, I spent years after college graduation in seasonal, ski-industry work. Saturdays and holidays were my on-call times. When I switched to a normal schedule, getting up on a Monday morning felt great.


Fast forward to the age of Monday for sale. I’ve been working for almost ten years now. Instead of a fresh feeling on a Monday morning, I get the Sunday blues. But you know me. I try to focus on the positive.


I like to call my Monday morning ideas “Things-I-should-invent-so-I-can-stop-working”. 


Here’s the latest edition: 

  1.  An app that reads your twitter feed out loud while you are walking and you get the choose the voice.  (I choose Kermit the Frog, natch.  Fozzie Bear for sports updates.)
  2. A store where you can rent a puppy in 15 minute increments. (see banner photo)
  3. An adorable “phone cage” for when you want to go to sleep.  Phone is only released with repeated emergency calls.
  4. A cocktail bar called “Sunday Blues” where we serve chamomile tea spiked with whiskey and you have to wear your pajamas to come in.
  5. A podcast called “Smoothie” that is a mix of pick up lines and healthy recipes.


Happy Monday!!


Banner photo credit: Photo by Judi Neumeyer 

 

 

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